Buckie - Back To Nature

So today was a sad day with the news of our beloved Old Gravy team going on hiatus. I don't know what I will do with myself without new hair from Satine and simply not having Sat and Malkov around will feel strange. I think you're both the awesome.

I worked my first SL bachelor party today with Alla and Cassy. I be pimpin' da hottest biatches in the Sizzle Lizzle. We got to name-drop Buckie's a fair bit so that should get some good word-of-mouth advertising going. In other Buckie's news if you know anyone who is looking for employment have them drop me an IM and I'll hook them up with an application form. And finally, I dragged one of my management team (the one that isn't Allalalala), Castalia, into /artillleri/ and then to Old Gravy yesterday and she loved it. I'm so proud of my little Cassy.
And now on to the part of this update that relates to the title. I did a little shoot to relax yesterday and I'm super pleased with how it turned out. None of these shots have been cropped - a fact, of which I'm very proud. The only problem I have is I got a bit lazy with the lighting in some of these, but overall - yaysers lasers. WARNING: Some of the shots show pixel boobies. Oh no! Geek porn!

^This one is my favourite.^

Much love,
'Kota. x.

Progress Report

I've changed my template to something more exciting - yay. Let me know if you think it's spiff enough.

A name has been chosen - "Buckie's House of Hooch". It's all getting very exciting now (like I wasn't already excited enough), the build looks great. Mallie is a super ace builder and the club is set to be the awesome. To see some pics of the semi-textured interior head over to Satine's Blog.

I had a fairly fun day today due to a shopping expedition with Alla that included an improptu car-ride. Never, ever get into a car with that crazy girl - she drives like a woman possessed. There were several deliberate hit and runs, those poor n00bs, they didn't stand a chance. The mad bint even admitted that the purpose of the car ride was to end my life. Alla is such a good friend, I luff her.

Lastly, expect to see me in a bikini for at least the next week while I enjoy Antie's (of /artilleri/ fame) latest and too long coming inky offering.
I live in such a lovely sim, this is just one of the many beautiful areas around my house.

Don't forget to hit me up in game for a LM to Buckie's (or an application form if you're looking for work).
Love and other STDs,
'Kota. x.

Dah-Dum Big News!

OK, so some of you may know that I've been mostly out of game recently due to computer problems. Others may be aware that my place of primary employment, Club Coitus, has closed down. So I've been jobless, but guess what? All is not lost! A new club is born! I don't want to say too much just yet but it's set to be a rockabilly hangout that just happens to have strippers.
To better explain here is an excerpt from Alla's blog:

...not only did this woman pleasure herself at my expense, but she has also given me a reason to anticipate something good in my state of post-coitus (HAHAHHAA!) Just when I thought SL was beginning to bore me a bit...After all, I own literally every decent article of clothing and am still quite the pacifier-sucker with photoshop to be a content creator. So there she was, telling me her ideas for what is potentially to be the best and most time-worthy club on the grid...with the best DJ I might add *winks*. I'm a supercharged, out-of-orbit excited electron right now but I shan't reveal details, especially since they aren't formed yet, but I will say this: I want to build giant barbell hoops and use the balls as lights, make chairs in the shapes of shoes and Cadillacs that sit on black & white checkerboard floors, and a stage of dancing vixens surrounded by fire...or maybe a giant pink boa. Oooh, eight-balls for tip jars and dice-shaped 'Sploders, pink flamingos and a wall devoted to Betty in her red devil costume....maybe an avie version? either way. And there I go rambling again...just some thoughts for 'Kota :) The excitement is uncontainable.

Yeah you get the idea I think. I'll leave it at that but here's a snap of the land. Please feel free to suggest names for the club (I'd prefer them not to include the word club).Cheers,
'Kota. x.

Life In Pictures

Today's post is fairly picture heavy, starting off with some high-lights from the shoot I did with Alla the other day. I had originally thought it would just be a shoot of her... But well I ended up in the shots but they're cute so what-ev:
Feel free to take a copy of the above pic and add your own caption. Heh.All dolled up in our haute couture in front of the Eiffel tower. Unfortunately most of the shots from the Paris sim have to be edit because there was a ghastly fluro-pink sign in the background. Bastards.

This was taken at the formal event at Club Coitus. The first event in the weekend long celebrations for the reopening. This is me and my boss/good friend Evo. He's the DJ Manager at Club Coitus.

A new fetish is discovered! Yes, the truth comes out: Satine and Malkov like to burry themselves in dirt and make-out. Hot.
Last but not least here is Satine and myself sitting like dirty dirty hoes. Yet somehow she comes away looking cute while I look like a crack whore.

That's all
'Kota. x.

Still Here

It’s been a while since this blog was updated but the voices* have told me that it must be active once more. Basically if I’m going to have a regular reader I might as well update – makes sense, yes? The new updates are probably going to include more about the person December refers to as my “pet human” because really, it’s silly to try to separate Weddy from ‘Kota.

Quite a lot has happened to me since I last used this blog. There is now a fan group** devoted to all things Dakota-ish. So they’re mostly not so much “fans” as friends who are willing to humour me but at least it allows me to wear the nifty title “Cool and Stretchy” (more about this later). The group includes Angelique (‘Kota’s Pimpette) and Lelou (Cool and Flexy), if you’re in the group and feel that you should have a unique title (not happy with the snappy ‘Kota Moans For title) IM me, you stupid gash.

If you’re so out of touch with what’s happening in my second life that you only know what is in this blog you will be thinking what does a stripper need with a fan-group? Well I’m a DJ now. Still at Club Coitus (which over the past week seems to have died a little more) but not doing so much dancing anymore – which is the yay. I’m also trying to do a lot more photography.

I’m doing more modelling! And not boring furniture this time (OK so the bondage furniture probably wasn’t that boring) actual wearables. I’m not certain why I’m blogging this fact as my only reader knows exactly what I’m modelling. But thanks for hiring me, Satine, love your work. Just in case there are any readers who aren’t the owner of Old Gravy you must go there now or I will eat your soul. I’m sorry but it doesn’t need an explanation or critique just go to the freaking store and buy everything there.

I haven't taken that hat off since this was shot.

At this point I'd like to say just how well made of awesome Alla is. She's the one who told me about Old Gravy and not only that she's super hottness and can put up with my crazy location jumping while I'm shooting.Well I guess this bears mention, I’m partnered. December Frontenac is the awesome and partnering him meant that I was maliciously gossiped about – how cool. The story goes that I was there for December’s first DJ show in Club Coitus. So I was there to watch Headcase*** throw herself at him and make it very clear to all the other women in the room to back the fuck off. I think to myself “sad, desperate old tart” and move on. A few days later I get a message in the Club Coitus employee channel that Headcase and December are engaged. So I join their wedding update group and continue to giggle as Headcase announces the wedding is in two weeks (obviously a fact that she hadn’t yet run past December who freaks out a little). I sweetly enquire how long they have been planning this, a couple of days it turns out. My reply being: “Oh! Here was I thinking I had been out of the loop for months!” A few days after that I get ejected from the wedding group because it’s been disbanded. The marriage is off.I then get a message from December because the Club Coitus DJ manager has told him I’m having trouble getting my mic to work with SAM3. December offers to give me live help and tells me to come over to his house and use his stream to test it. Basically not only does he fix it but we also click crazily well on voice chat and he ends up DJ a private show for me and we swap some music. Over the next few days we talk a lot on voice and learn how awesome we both are. So December sends me a partner invitation and I accept. We figure it will be fun to see if anyone notices. Headcase notices, and bitches. The outcome was positive – Club Coitus admitting that Dec and I are more valuable employees than Headcase. Headcase got a thorough telling off.

December has quit work at Club Coitus and now works for Heavenly Rose Nightclub. If anyone connected with HR management ever reads this – DO NOT TELL DECEMBER HOW TO DO HIS JOB, IT WILL ONLY END BADLY.

Yeah I think that’s pretty much it.
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Holy shit last time I looked my profile only had 3 views, now it’s 24. What is wrong with you people? Do you not have lives?

*Not really, it was Satine.
**Make ‘Kota Moan, open membership.
***I have decided not to reveal Arihanna Basiat’s name.